...Someone do me the kindness and knock me out the next time I mention party hats.

( Private//Hackable with skillz )

...What the! [pained hiss]

[pause, quiet chinking of metal]

[speaks in pained, shuddering voice] ...Were he alive, imagine Niska could learn a lot 'bout this scenario, torture-wise.

[OOC: Trapped in the razor wire trap. *cringes* I'm awful, and Mal will be needing some patching up after this.]